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(no subject) [Oct. 8th, 2007|10:56 am]
perhaps is perhaps the worst of words.
Okay. Tomorrow, I take the aptitude test for the Army.

edit - my results will determine if I go in or not. I'm not going as a damned infantryman.
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samantha and myself [Nov. 28th, 2006|02:49 pm]
perhaps is perhaps the worst of words.
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2006|12:17 pm]
perhaps is perhaps the worst of words.
Who here in town performs penis bi or tri-forkations?
I get the feeling I really want one of these, but I want it done in a clean environment with the utmost attention to sanitation. Also, good customer service wouldn't be bad. I want a place that would call me and check up on me, and make sure I haven't, say, lost my penis or got a nasty staph infection. I mean, Houston, help me out!

That's what I like about Houston!
oh yeah, abortion is gay and gun control is for wussies.

George Bush isn't my president. Wycelf Jean is.
Kinky for Governor. I heart the Jewish. <3

oh, and eonblue21 says Vicarious Me is playing somewhere at some coffee shop sometime this week. He's pretty sure about this.

oh, and one of my exes got a bad haircut.
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(no subject) [Feb. 13th, 2006|11:48 pm]
perhaps is perhaps the worst of words.
jelly four (11:45:14 PM): chapter legs, verse let-me-in
girl(11:45:22 PM): AHAHA
girl (11:45:24 PM): nice.
jelly four (11:45:32 PM): say it out loud..it sounds like you're really saying numbers
girl (11:45:39 PM): hee hee
jelly four (11:47:11 PM): "and I did sayeth unto her, for I was hard up, though, yea, i haven't gotten any in what would be days, me thinketh i should be going for the quality, and yet, not the quality. and whosoever shall disagree that the archangel of hotness (blahblahblah) is unfit of said title of quality, let them be stoned and pressed by my balls and the weight of my dong. so sayeth the prophet Chadsiah."
jelly four (11:47:28 PM): hahaha I just re-read that. I'm tickled.
girl (11:47:30 PM): AHAHA
girl (11:47:32 PM): i love it
jelly four (11:47:57 PM): I need a flirting trophy
jelly four (11:48:07 PM): "for flirting under any circumstances"

and no, this wasn't amanda.
this is my last post. see ya'll on the flipslide. deleting in 5days.
if you want the chad hook up, just drop a comment.
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(no subject) [Feb. 8th, 2006|09:42 pm]
perhaps is perhaps the worst of words.
not using this journal for much longer..but..

anyone wanna be my date to the motown danseparc on the 25th at numbers?
I really wanna go.

just keep in mind.

I'm Marvin Gaye, BITCH.
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(no subject) [Feb. 5th, 2006|11:26 pm]
perhaps is perhaps the worst of words.
Chad Reconstruction Project.
Phase one completed: I have new glasses.
And they make me look presentable. they aren't black rimmed and shit.
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(no subject) [Feb. 5th, 2006|10:28 pm]
perhaps is perhaps the worst of words.
get the feelin i'll be up for a while
which sucks. i gotta get up at 6:30am to babysit
and wheeee, but I get satellite in my room tomorrow AND
AND I get DSL tomorrow if not tuesday.

on the other hand
tonight I went to bed at 6:30 - was already pretty toasted
slept through most of the game
woke up now.

katherine cancelled on me again. well, i dunno if it was cancelling, but she said she didn't see a reason why she couldn't come visit today, said she wanted to, blahblah.

guess she found one. i get the feeling the next time i'll see her will be when we go to the rodeo together. i bet she'll make it out then for free tickets, huh?
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(no subject) [Feb. 5th, 2006|06:43 pm]
perhaps is perhaps the worst of words.
tonight sucks. not even football cheers me up.
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(no subject) [Feb. 4th, 2006|11:27 am]
perhaps is perhaps the worst of words.
New moratorium on talking to people that are assheads.

The list is:

Amanda, for not exactly caring that I'm dead. The final straw is not caring about my death. Shame on you.
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(no subject) [Feb. 4th, 2006|11:18 am]
perhaps is perhaps the worst of words.
I want to sit down and think
how many girls i dated
just to get in their pants/they were hot/they were a physical novelty for me/had huge breasts/whatever - i.e. the wrong reasons.


But the list would include some illustrious people.
In their defense, though I ended up falling for them really hard.
I mean, you can imagine...my ex before Anne wasn't exactly small,
and then the spritly miss pickledkitty shows up on my doorstep?

hells yeah. but as we all know, I fell for her pretty damn hard.

I think people should be careful what they put in their profiles. sometimes i skip over the bad parts to see the good ones. later I go "what?! this person's crazy. How did I miss this? oh! 'I have a hot ass.' That's why!"
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